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20. The tilted salt filters halt alternately for altering.
倾斜的盐过滤器交替地停下以便改造.

21. The wandering band abandoned her bandaged husband on Swan Island.

流浪的乐队把她那位打着绷带的丈夫遗弃在天鹅岛上.

22. The manly Roman woman manager by the banner had man's manner.

军旗旁那位有男子气概的古罗马女经理具有男子风度.

23. In the lane the planer saw a planet airplane under the crane.

在巷道里,刨工看见了起重机下的行星飞机.

24. The wet pet in the net hasn't got on the jet plane yet.

网中的湿宠物还没有登上喷气飞机.

25. After maintenance the main remains and remainders are left on the domain.

维修之后,主要遗骸和剩余物留在了领地上.

26. The grandson branded the brandy randomly.

孙子给白兰地随机地打上烙印。

27. The landlord's land on the highland of the mainland expanded a lot.

地主在大陆高原上的土地扩张了很多.

28. Utilize the fertilizer to keep the land fertile.

利用化肥保持土地肥沃.

29. The grand commander demands thousands of sandy sandwiches.

大司令官要成千个沙色三明治。

30. I infer that he is indifferent to differentiating the offers in different conferences.

我推断他对区分不同会谈中的报价漠不关心.

31. The maximum plus or minus the minimum makes minute difference.

最大值加上或者减去最小值只产生极小的差异.

32. The witty witness withdraws his words within minutes without any reason.

诙谐的证人在几分钟之内无故地收回了他说的话.

33. The cake maker shakes a naked snake with the quaking rake without sake.

蛋糕制造者无缘无故地用抖动的耙子摇一条赤裸的蛇.

34. By the crook（钩; 锅钩; 钩形物，弯柄杖，(河道、河流等的)弯子; 弯曲; 弯曲部分，诡计, 狡诈）, the cook looked through a cookbook before making hooked cookies.

在溪边，厨子在做钩形饼干之前查阅了一本食谱。

35. The writer writes the white book quite quietly in quilt.

作家在被子里十分平静地写白初来时，我在小巷中穿行，寻找这稚嫩的朗读声，不一会晕头转向，随即问个老太太附近有房子出租么，热情的她告诉我她家皮物，挂在卧室客厅的衣橱里，每件衣服都隔着一定距离，并且，保持衣橱的门敞开。鼓楼区的西北处我租了间套房，一室一厅书。

36. On the chilly hillside, he is unwilling to write his will on the ten-shilling bill.

在寒冷的山坡上,他不愿意将遗嘱写在十先令的账单上.

37. The weaver will leave for the heavy heaven.

那位纺织工将要到阴沉的天国里去.

38. The handy left-hander left a handsome handkerchief on the handle of the handbag.

手巧的左撇子把一方漂亮手帕留在手提包的提手上。

39. The thief chief achieved the theft of a handkerchief for mischief.

贼首领完成了偷手帕的恶作剧.

40. I believe my brief words will relieve her grief.

我相信我简短的话会减轻她的悲痛.

 

再来段笑话（English Joke)：

A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?"The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. You are not supposed to ask a woman her age." Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?" The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. People
don't want to be asked about their weight." The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?" The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you are older, I'll tell you."

The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, - "That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the
information in there."

So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in her purse, looks at it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother. - "Mommy, mommy, I know how old you are! You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You weigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an "F" in sex! "

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